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A Top Viral Video for 2008

Moderator — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 13:33:20 +0000

One of the top viral videos for 2008, here’s a 3 year old’s description of one of the Star Wars movies. Our favorite line … “the shiny guy always worries.”

Attention Corporate Managers – Here’s Hoping You Don’t Recognize Your Words Below

Moderator — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:43:56 +0000

A magazine recently ran a ‘Dilbert Quotes’ contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life Dilbert-type managers. These were voted the top ten quotes in corporate America:

‘What I need is an exact list of specific unknown problems we might encounter.’ (Lykes Lines Shipping)
‘E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business.’ (Accounting manager)
‘This project is so important we can’t let things that are more important interfere with it.’ (Advertising/ Marketing manager)
‘Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule.’ (Plant Manager)
‘No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We’ve been working on it for months. Now go act busy for a few weeks and I’ll let you know when it’s time to tell them.’ (R&D supervisor)
Quote from the Boss: ‘Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say.’ (Marketing executive)
My sister passed away and her funeral was scheduled for Monday. When I told my Boss, he said she died on purpose so that I would have to miss work on the busiest day of the year. He then asked if we could change her burial to Friday. He said, ‘That would be better for me.’ (Shipping executive)
‘We know that communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees.’ (Switching supervisor)

(This was the winning quote)

‘As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday, and employees will receive their cards in two weeks.’

Feed the Warrior – Promote Your Site

Moderator — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 17:01:25 +0000

Mainly in the category of ‘just for fun’ … here’s a short promotional clip featuring Lance Armstrong. The scowl is impressive.

To ‘feed the warrior’ of your company’s website, shoot us a message or call us. We’ll pitch in 20 pounds and then some.

“Hey Kevin, would you mind showing this nice customer how to kill the coward within?”

Fantastic Machine

Moderator — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 23:17:00 +0000

In the category of ‘just for fun’ we feature the following clip sent to our attention by Gemma Lloan Teres of Barcelona, Spain.

We’ve decided two things: 1) the clip is cool, and 2) whoever created it may have way too much spare time on their hands.

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357 S. McCaslin Blvd.

Louisville, CO 80027

(303) 404-8699

John Coltrane’s Giant Steps and SEO

Moderator — Wed, 21 May 2008 18:53:59 +0000

Well maybe there’s no real connection between jazz and SEO … but man there should be. See/hear the video below as Trane’s notes fly onto the page and out of his tenor. A masterpiece indeed!

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357 S. McCaslin Blvd.

Louisville, CO 80027

(303) 404-8699